Silly Blog

So I was going to do a new question on my profile, but apparently they thought my answer was too long...so here it is in my post. (Don't forget to read the previous one...I get so paranoid people won't scroll down to see all new posts!)

Question: The children are waiting! Tell them a story about a bald frog who wears a wig.

Answer:

Once upon a blog, on a log was a frog. No hair had he; his name was Mr. Shmee. His hair was all gone; he lost it on a lawn. Gathering each black seed, Mr. Shmee did the deed. He made himself a wig, and sewed it with a zig. Prancing around the pond, he looked just like Frog Bond. All the tad poles were struck with love, and put handsome Mr. Shmee on the lily pad above.