Thursday TOPS

Things Only Parents Say


There's a stealth bomber in the living room corner.

Don't put my underwear on your head.

Those aren't sunbeams.  That's your spit.  (Now stop.)

Eww, don't lick the clock!

You like the taste of your muffin dipped in WATER?

The plane just crashed into my leg.

T.O.P.S.

No, you can't change your birthday to a different day.

Thursday TOPS

I would never feed us poop.

Thursday TOPS

Remember, TOPS stands for Things Only Parents Say.

Please pull your underwear up so your wee-wee is covered.

Don't lick the packing paper.

Get your legs out of the cereal box.

Oops...I just stepped on the cheeseburger. (on the bathroom floor)

Stop laying on that shelf. (I should have finished with "You are not a Zelf!" Anyone know the reference?) ;-)