Things Only Parents Say
There's a stealth bomber in the living room corner.
Don't put my underwear on your head.
Those aren't sunbeams. That's your spit. (Now stop.)
Eww, don't lick the clock!
You like the taste of your muffin dipped in WATER?
The plane just crashed into my leg.
2 comments:
::giggle:: though the stealth bomber in the living room corner and the plane crashing into my leg.... that is a little scary :D
HA! I didn't even notice that! Too funny. Err, scary.
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